|East coasters:||I drove through 17 states on the way to work|
|West coasters:||I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land|
|Midwesterners:||I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years|
|Texans:||Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months|
|Floridians:||Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–|
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees,...
i used to think that saying “i love you” was this sacred thing and that saying it too much to too many people would make it lose...
- “Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one.”— Sylvia Plath (via fuckyeahwritersquotesandwisdom)