September 23, 2014

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September 23, 2014
East coasters: I drove through 17 states on the way to work
West coasters: I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
Texans: Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
Floridians: Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–
September 23, 2014

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September 22, 2014
cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

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September 22, 2014

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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September 22, 2014

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September 22, 2014
kaileah:

Polite elephant d’aww </3

kaileah:

Polite elephant d’aww </3

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September 22, 2014

zaynmalif:

what an icon

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September 22, 2014

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September 22, 2014

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