booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”
I hate it when professors say “I hope you’ve been keeping up with the reading” bitch you are well aware that nobody in this class gives a fuck
How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees,...
i used to think that saying “i love you” was this sacred thing and that saying it too much to too many people would make it lose...
- “Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one.”— Sylvia Plath (via fuckyeahwritersquotesandwisdom)
If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the “No“‘s on their vacancy signs
If there’s no one beside you
When your soul...